Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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