What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

your mama so old, shes dead.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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