- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

jd and zach loves vigina

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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