- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

What are annoying? Ads.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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