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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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