- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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