Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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Albert your flies undone.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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Justin beiber..

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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how much fish could a chicken

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