- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

There's a god, just kidding.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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