- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

I think everybody should have a penis.

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