- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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