what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

mitchell palmer sucks

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

hashtags suck balls

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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