There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

It got hit by a rocket.

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

say it ten times fast: oh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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