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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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