I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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