- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

There once was this guy and he fell down

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

irish man drinking john smiths

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