- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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