What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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kennah campion... being nice

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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