Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Click here to end the world.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

everyone dislike this

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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