- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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