- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

You having friends.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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