- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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