- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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