How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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autsim

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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