How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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