- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs