why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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