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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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