- Anti Joke

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed wink Parent: whut?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.