What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

everyone dislike this

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

justin beiber sucks

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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