- Anti Joke

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough