- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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