- Anti Joke

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

You having friends.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.