How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What african eat for christmas Sand.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

I'm HIV positive.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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