What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

How high is the sky? True or False

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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your face

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Tony Romo

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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