- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

What is black and has no education A tire.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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