- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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