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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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