- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What's funny? Women's rights.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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