Infamous last words: "Phew these Germans are finally gonna let us take a shower! Okay who farted! And do not lie because it smells like gas in here!" "Oh Crickey! That reptoil looks dangerous! Good thing I am immune to reptoils... Wait are Manta-Roys reptoils? uh oh..." "Hi OJ dear! Say hello to my brothe..." Moral: Hmm my chest hurts I wonder if... YAAAAaaaaaaaaaaRAGHGHGhGHGHG *dead* RESURRECTION! Phew...

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Well, its Eliza again, sorry to bother you Nero, I always thought you where good looking but I know that when it comes to you its not about the looks, you are far more than meets the eye. Neo-Nero was the guy we met at a certain meeting, the arrogant guy with the big forehead whose arms where shaking remember? I wont reveal more for his sake, he did not mean bad, he was just angry like the rest of us and felt responsible, again like many of us. So when can we meet you? I assume you wont be arriving soon, but Id really apreciate seeing you again, and considering neither I nor my parents (I asked them) have the money to come visit you, id appreciate a loan or something.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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