Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Chicken

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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