Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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