- Anti Joke

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!