- Anti Joke

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

if you don't like this you're gay

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Ain't idn't a word.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

richard is fag

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.