Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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