How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*

I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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