Maths.

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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Penis.

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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