What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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