A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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