Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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An Artic Storm.

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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