- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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