How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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What does water taste like? Water

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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