What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What's worse than this That :(

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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