- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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