When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Women's rights.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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