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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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