Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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