why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Rebecca Black's career.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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Fine, ladies first.

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