Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

Bob Saget

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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