Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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