What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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