- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

I just threw up..In my pants.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

A hill billy went fishing

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Pickles

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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