- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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