- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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