- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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