What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

John lazzaro likes dick

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Women can vote? WTF

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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