- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

I used to know what alzheimers was

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??