How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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