Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

nothing

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Your mam is so fat.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

why did the black guy die? cancer

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Golf.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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