- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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