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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

wanna hear a joke? yes

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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