What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Pickle

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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