Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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