Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Ehh

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

It got hit by a rocket.

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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