- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

A gay man watches football.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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