A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

your so fat. your fat!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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