How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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www.xnxx.com

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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Uh, Liz, he is staring at the screen... He says you are right and knows, so he cant get mad, ill trust you both, but it better work, or this one is on me. Oh by the way, yeah he is eating, sorry its late here, and I am the only nurse here about now Ironically this place is full of doctors but they dont seem to give a crap about the man that pays their checks. Doctors said no, Nero said "you are fired" Doctor changes his opinion, glad to see he is taking charge around here, I am just worried about his sleep, he is beginning to halucinate and I doubt any stimulants will help. But fine, ill trust you, sorry, really shaking my boots here, I really do not want to, but this is not about me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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