- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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