Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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