what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

think twice or at least think

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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