A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican are on a boat, stranded in the middle of the ocean. Feeling a bit hot due to the above average temperature of an early april afternoon, the white guy and the mexican strip down to enjoy a refreshing dip in the water a few feet from the boat. The black guy, feeling a bit left-out and perhaps even envious at the apparent fun of the other two, speaks up "Hey fellas, do you think one of you could come sit in the boat so it doesn't float away so that maybe I can enjoy the water too?" Hearing this, the white guy and the mexican look at each other utterly astonished. Grasping for a rebuttal, the white guy gathers some courage and says "Do you really think that's a good idea?... You JUST finished your sandwich."

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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bite me

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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homosexual

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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