A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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