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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Gordon Brown smiles.

masturbating on a tarc bus

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

belly button

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

A woman comes at the doctor.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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