What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

A black man has a job.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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