Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Ben Corbishley

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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