- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

The Colts this year.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

ur mum

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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