- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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