- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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