#Hanging Degus

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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if you don't like this you're gay

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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