- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Nickelback.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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