- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

pee

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??