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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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