- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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