What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

think twice or at least think

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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