- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

jd and zach loves vigina

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

What is the name of the car? What

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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