- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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