- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Daniel is a fag

Caramel Boing.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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