- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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