Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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