- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!