Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

i cant STAND cripple jokes

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops