- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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