- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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