- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

poop.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Velcro. What a rip off.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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