What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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