what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

WNBA

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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