What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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