- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Penis

I had 99 problems Solved them all

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

You know whats funny Aids

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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