- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Velcro. What a rip off.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

poop.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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